I'm engaged. He comes from a rich family. We are planning on having a child, but first we must marry or the child won't be eligible to receive the family inheritance governed by a trust drawn up more than a century ago.
My boyfriend does not like weddings. (He called off a previous engagement because he was traumatized by the over-the-top nuptial arrangements.) He's the sweetest man in the world, but when I bring up the subject, he will not cooperate, and asks, "Can't we please just go to the courthouse?"
We both love big parties, balls, traveling to beautiful places, and dressing in fine clothes, so I don't see why I can't change his mind about a wedding. Should I just give in and go to the courthouse?
—Answer to the Bride
Here we have a chap—"the sweetest man in the world," who has inherited sacks of old money and wishes to get hitched—and you want to "change his mind"? A big wedding, forsooth!
I will marry him, if you don't.
Stop jabbering about bells and churches. Pay attention to what this excellent man is saying. Remember that this is his wedding too, and get thee to the courthouse. I believe that the two of you—although you will be absolutely stinking rich—have as great a chance at happiness and all the domestic blessings as anyone.
P.S. You may start planning your three-year-anniversary party with your 467- person guest list, Jamie Oliver catering, vow-renewal officiated by Rihanna, etc. when you return from your honeymoon.
From Elle
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