Nowadays if you don’t like the way your face or body turns out or ages, you can pay a jaded, money-grabbing doctor to cut you open and suck things out of you or spew things into you. For just a mere few thousand dollars, he or she can knock you out, slice you open your body and do unspeakable acts of horror. You know, provided the check is large enough. What progress we’ve made as a species, eh? If you ask us, unless you’ve had a bad accident or something unfortunate has happened to you, you should just get on with it. Plastic surgery can be the ultimate example of vanity. And it’s not without its dangers and drawbacks too. It can go wrong. And we’ll prove it to you in the next ten slides…
You know you’ve probably had slightly too much plastic surgery when you go to take a selfie and the results make you look like scarecrow version of Elizabeth Taylor. And this was from 2010. Imagine what she looks like now, in 2015. What a thought. Maybe she looks like a zombie Liza Minnelli. Actually, she probably does, doesn’t she? What a terrifying prospect that is. Total surgery fail.
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